CSU Tech Millie Vizcorrando

nicknames and such...

2006-05-18T06:45:00.000-07:00

It is one thing to call me Millie Vanilli (hahaha, that's so 1993, dumbass).

It is quite another to sing, "Millie Wonka, Millie Wonka, the amazing investiga-tier."

*glowers*

It's not raining any more. I can't blame the rain. But today, someone in this lab is gonna get hurt. No doubt.

rain rain on my face, it hasn't stopped raining for days

2006-05-16T11:01:00.000-07:00

Raining. Raining. Raining. Raining.

What the hell. It's May.

Raining. Raining. Raining. Raining.

What the hell. It's May.

Gahhhhh....

*runs around in circles*

This lab is NOT big enough for Morales and I. Someone is going to get hurt. And "someone" is not Millie.

*eyes everything and everyone mischievously*

Rain. Rain. Rain.

Whatever happens today, I blame the rain.

getting by...

2006-05-15T05:28:00.000-07:00

We get high in backseats of cars
We break into mobile homes
We go to sleep to shake up you
And then wake up on our own

And that's the way we get by to
Way we get by
Aw that's, the way we get by to
Way we get by

We go out in stormy weather
We rarely practice discern
We make love to some with sin
We seek out the taciturn

And that's the way we get by to
Way we get by
Aw that's the way we get by to
Way we get by
And that's the way we get by to
Way we get by to
Way
And that's the way we get by
That's the way we get by

We found a new kinda dance in a magazine
Try it on, it's like nothin' you've ever seen
You sweet talk like a cop, an' you know it
You bought a new bag of pot
So let's make a new start
And that's the way to my heart to
Way to my heart

And that's the way we get by to
Way we get by
And that's the way we get by to
Way we get by to
Way
And that's the way we get by
That's the way we get by

DayQuil...The Quil for the Day!

2006-05-10T02:23:00.000-07:00

Despite the fact that Elliot said he was coming to the lab to "help clean"...the place was far more disturbed after he left...in more ways than one.

A chopping machine?! Where the hell did THAT come from? And...what the hell is it, exactly?

::shudder::

In other news, right when we get in a slew of evidence from a huge case, I seem to have caught a cold. Dammit. This always happens, right when I need to be the most alert.

Alright. Here we go. Me, a bottle of DayQuil, and a helluva lot of samples to process.

::Awhile Later::

Wheeeeee! Didja know this stuff tastes reeeeeally good? And it makes your head all warm and fuzzy...like clouds...soft...fluffy...clouds...

::THUNK!::

::head on lab counter::

Mmmmffff...

and this is why we don't eat in the lab, kids...

2006-05-08T05:22:00.000-07:00

8:21am.
At the lab already.

Donuts.
Jelly donuts, to be precise.
And...blood samples.

Um. Ew. How many times do I have to tell Morales that food is for the breakroom.

"Oh come on, Millie, have a powdered sugar donut..."
"Put it. Away. You're getting sugar everywhere!"

And then Morales ducks out and whoooo gets left to clean up the powdered sugar mess...I swear, it was all over the place. On the counter, the floor, on the face of one of the microscopes...

Then, of course, Warner comes in.

"Is that sample I need done? I've been waiting since last night, they said they'd have it this morning...the analysis of the talcum powder...they were going to analyze it under the microscope and then put it through some chemical tests..."

"Powder...under...the...microscope?"

Oops.

under the microscope...

2006-05-06T20:49:00.000-07:00

Essentially living at the lab. What can I say. It's just easier.

I suddenly have a very bad feeling about this all. Realized some things I didn't know before. And now I can't help but feel incredibly dense.

Is it that obvious?

What did I do?

blurred lines

2006-05-01T07:26:00.000-07:00

Everything has always been clean-cut, surface. Specimen samples, microscope slides, collections of true and falses, black and whites.

For the first time in two years...the lines were blurred, I can't see what's going on so clearly...and yet at the same time...it all seems to make sense.

I still fear. I still want to lose myself in the lab.

The lab doesn't ask questions. The lab doesn't talk back.

here I am, once again...

2006-04-24T20:30:00.000-07:00

Once again, got lost in the mound of never-ending work that is my job.

At least it doesn't involve standing out in the rain directing traffic. Heh.

Oh, and Jack? Dinner and Chuck Norris was great. Like I said, we really need to do that again. :-)

Mike-I know what shop you're talking about...apparently you don't live too far from me. Interesting.

Back in action

2006-04-04T13:36:00.000-07:00

And I'm back, having been buried again under a mountain of evidence that needed processing. The lab has been *severely* backed up--particularly after a certain person (not naming any names *cough* Logan *cough) left Carolyn's desk in such disarray...it took THREE techs to process that shit...and yes, while all the substances *were* biological...well...never mind...*shudder* Carolyn? I'd put up a barricade around your desk...I'd say one with an electric fence, but I have a feeling *someone* is the type that would be apt to pee on electric fences...

Hey, Harper: Dinner on Friday night? You, me, and Chuck Norris?

Stabler and Benson: Congratulations! I'm just catching up on everything...damn...I get traded to Brooklyn for a few months and I come back and poof! baby!

Ed: And it looks like you have a lady love too! Hey, how's Fontana, by the way? Haven't seen either of you since that case that took me over there last year.

Wednesday, by any other name, would still bite

2006-03-22T11:28:00.000-08:00

Hump Day.

gahhhh...*headdesk*....two more days till friday, two more days till friday.

Note, to Fellow Techs: Label your samples *carefully*...do NOT leave them in the lounge refrigerator and do NOT assume people will know what they are.

CSU (and Millie) is your friend!

2006-03-21T15:14:00.000-08:00

Ballistics, you say? Fingerprint dustings? DNA samples?

*raised brow*

Why, yes. I *can* get those for you.

Hola, NYPD MCS, SVU and Homicide squads. Millie Vizcorrando, resident CSU tech here. I do not know too many of you, so please do introduce yourselves.

More later. Gotta go run some prints at the lab.